Confessions of a Lingerie Addict
The Pirate Next Door
The Pirate Hunter
The Care and Feeding of Pirates
Confessions of a Lingerie Addict
Love Spell
Coming June 2005
by Jennifer Ashley
Chapter 1
New Year'sOn New Year's morning, I woke up with a man I didn't know.
I sat up. He sat up. We stared at each other.
He had blond hair sticking out every which way, bloodshot blue eyes, and a chin stubbled with red-gold bristles. He also had a very nice chest and muscular shoulders, which were all bronzed and tanned.
We were in my bed in my apartment and the New Year's party that had raged all night in the living room was finally quiet. We were both stark naked.
I had no clue who he was.
He said, "Unh."
I said, "Oh, God."
He scrambled out of bed, holding part of the sheet over him. I got a wonderful view of his chest and arms and lower abdomen, that slice between the belly button and what a nice girl shouldn't want to see.
He grabbed his clothes. He held them over himself and dropped the sheet. Then he ran.
He had the nicest butt I'd ever seen in my life.
I sat there, bewildered and in pain. I, Brenda Scott, mousy, quiet, never-rocks-the-boat Brenda had just slept with a beautiful-bodied blond man whose name she didn't know.
And I didn't remember anything about it.
# The day before, December 31, my boss Tony Beale, the owner of KCLP FM, had decided that the best way for him to get a ratings bounce was to see how high he could make the DJs bounce.
He drove all of us to Coronado Bridge to set up a remote broadcast in the freezing wind from San Diego Bay.
"This will work, Brenda," he said, rubbing his hands. His eyes lit with that fanatic glow it got when he was excited about one of his crazy ideas. "This is going to be great."
"Sure, Tony," I said, my teeth chattering.
Tony was always trying to get KCLP get into the top five ranked stations in the city, and he had idea after stupid idea to help us claw our way up. None of them ever worked, of course.
Today, he'd decided to hook up the DJs with wireless mikes, strap them to bungee cords, and throw them over the side of the Coronado Bridge. He didn't throw me over because I wasn't one of the stars. All I had to do was stand at the top, shivering, and describe the scene.
So, I told San Diego which DJ was going over, then I turned off the mike and cried, because that morning, my boyfriend, Mr. Perfect, had called me and said, "This isn't going to work, Brenda."
He meant that he wanted to break up with me but couldn't think of a good excuse why. The truth was that he, Larry Bryant, one of the richest men in southern California, had gotten tired of mousy, nobody little Brenda Scott.
I'd seen the breakup coming. Larry Bryant, perfect man with a perfect career, a perfect life, a perfect house, and perfect looks had expected his girlfriend to be perfect, too.
I'm not perfect. I'm five foot four and have red hair that mostly sticks out. My eyes are blue, kind of a washed-out blue, not deep, dark, and soulful. I have a good nose, but it's freckled. I wear a size eight, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
I suppose Larry wanted me to get tucked and sucked and lifted until I was five nine with a great figure and glowing blonde hair. I wouldn't, I couldn't, and so he didn't want me around any more.
Tony, when he'd found out about the breakup, had been livid. "For God's sake, Brenda, get him back! He's our best advertiser."
Larry was one of the few businessmen that bothered to advertise with KCLP. Probably because our rates were so cheap, and Tony gave him extra spots for free. That's how I'd met Larry; he had come to the station to talk to Tony about landing the choicest times for his spots. Larry's family owned a successful local chain of sporting goods stores, and he was ready to open branches in Los Angeles. Yes, that Larry Bryant.
"I know you're upset," Mr. Perfect had said that morning in his I-know-what's best-for-you voice. "You tell Tony you need a little time to pull yourself together, then you'll be all right."
I'd hung up on him.
Tony had decided that the breakup had been my fault and refused to give me any sympathy.
Out on the bridge, the morning show host, Tim, refused to jump. Tony got him finally shoved into place, turned on Tim's microphone, and told him to jump. Tim wouldn't do it, so Tony pushed him over.
The people of San Diego got to hear scream after terrified scream as Tim went down, down, down--and then-- nothing. They got to hear me stand up top bleating, "There goes Tim. Sounds like he's having fun." And then "Oh, God."
And then silence. Dead air is one of the scariest things for radio stations. According to the engineers back in the studio and the FCC, I treated greater San Diego to one minute and twelve seconds of dead air before I finally said, shakily, “He’s still breathing, isn’t he?”
Tim was still breathing when they pulled him back up to the bridge. His cord hadn't been too long, he hadn't hit his head or banged into the side of the bridge, or any of those things I'd feared. He'd passed out from terror. He woke up as they pulled him back over the side, snarling every foul word he knew at Tony Beale. His mike was still on. The engineers were laughing so hard that no one thought to cut him off the air.
More FCC fines for KCLP.
The day dragged on, the sun went down, the weather grew colder, and still I stood on the bridge while the DJs joked and laughed and pushed each other over the side.
I missed lunch, then I missed dinner. Someone brought sub sandwiches, but the jumpers ate them all while I kept up the on-air chatter.
My stomach growled, the hours went by and I thought of the New Year's party my roommate would be throwing. I had planned to spend New Year's Eve at an expensive restaurant with Mr. Perfect. Instead, I'd be spending it at home with my weird roommate and her even weirder friends.
Finally the day was over. Marty the producer wrapped up the mike cords, and I hurried to my car, hoping the heater would work.
Tony caught up to me as I unlocked my car. Tony, at fifty, had round eyes, a good paunch, and barely any hair on the top of his head. "Talk to Larry, Brenda," he said. "That's a good girl. You tell him you're sorry for whatever you did and that you won't do it again."
"Mind your own business, Tony," I growled.
"It is my business. I want his money."
I got into my car. "Happy New Year," I said.
He leaned down and called through the window. "I'll expect good news on Monday, Brenda."
I started the car and gunned it. Tony jumped out of the way, and I peeled out and slid into traffic heading back toward San Diego.
By the time I got home, it was dark and Clarissa's crowded, ear-splitting party was in full swing. My living room was crammed with people I didn't know, many looking like they could try out for parts in a bondage flick. As I dragged myself in, a dominatrix-looking woman handed me a martini.
I downed it. It burned all the way to my stomach, almost straight vodka. I headed for the food, which was mostly gone except for a few tortilla chips and the remnants of salsa that smelled like stale onions.
Before I could eat even that, someone put another martini into my hand. I drank it while I yelled over the music to Clarissa, making up some excuse why I'd decided to come instead of going out with Larry. She looked at me with her eyeliner-black eyes and smiled. I have no idea if she even heard me.
I could have lived with the dominatrixes and the music and the lack of food. I could have shut myself in my bedroom with my martini to have a private cry. But the next time I looked up, I saw Larry walk in.
I jumped. What was he doing here? Had he not had enough of humiliating me that he had to come and give me some more in person?
He scanned the crowd, looking for me, probably. I grabbed martini number three and hid myself behind two guys with very white faces wearing black leather and chains.
As Larry made his way through the teeming crowd, the third martini went down the hatch, and then all pain went away.
And so did I. At least the conscious part of me. As far as I know I went over like a tree in a high wind.
The next thing I remember is waking up next to my tight-butted blond man, who took one look at me and fled into the dawn.
I grabbed my clothes and jerked them on, leaving off half my underwear. I stumbled out of the room--and straight into Mr. Perfect.
To this day, I have no clue what he was doing there, why he'd come back. Clarissa shouldn't have let him in. He was shaved and dressed and looked like he was ready to go to work--on New Year's Day when the rest of the world was still climbing out of its fuzzy cocoon and going, "hunh?"
I knew by his expression that he'd seen my mystery man run out of the room. He gazed down at me, baffled, his perfect brows arched. "Brenda?"
I stood there, my mouth open, my panties in my hand while Larry stared at me in a mixture of horror and fascination. "Brenda? What do you think you're doing?"
I don't know where it came from. Brenda Scott had always been quiet, shy, and mousy. I did what I was told, showed up to work on time, laughed at everyone's jokes. I had been the obedient and obliging girlfriend, going to parties I didn't want to go to and talking to people I didn't want to talk to, to make my boyfriend look good.
But standing there with my stockings falling down and my shirt half-buttoned, while Mr. Perfect gave me the what-has-my-stupid-girlfriend-gotten-herself-into-now look, a new Brenda Scott woke up.
This Brenda Scott threw back martinis and slept with men she didn't know. This Brenda Scott was wild, sexy, and daring--this Brenda was a woman who could do anything.
I looked Mr. Perfect right in the eye.
"Hey, Larry," I said. "Hand me my bra, will you?"
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The Care and Feeding of Pirates
Feb. 2005
by Jennifer Ashley
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Honoria Ardmore looked across the dark street and straight into the face of the pirate Christopher Raine.
Mists swirled between her and the apparition, obscuring the pale smudge of his golden hair, the bulk of his tall, raw-boned body, and his tanned and handsome face.
Three ladies in opera finery and enormous, wavering headdresses nearly ran her down. One sniffed to her companions, "Well, really."
Honoria craned to see around them, searching the mists, but the apparition had gone.
He'd never been there, of course. Christopher Raine was dead. He'd been hung by the neck in Charleston four years ago, captured by her brother, James, tried and condemned to death for the crime of being a pirate and liking it.
Sailors afterward spoke of seeing his ghost in a haunted ship with a demon crew, the notorious Captain Raine scouring the world to seek his vengeance. None mentioned him turning up after a deplorable production of Love's Labor's Lost at Covent Garden Theatre in the middle of the London Season.
Christopher Raine had been dead for four years. She had finished with him. It bothered her that her imagination had conjured him tonight out of the rather thick air.
Her sister-in-law, Diana, climbed more gracefully in beside her, settled herself on the seat and gave the footman the nod to close the door. The carriage jerked forward, nearly scraping another. The mists thickened, swallowing the crowds, the street, and ghosts of pirates.
Honoria suddenly remembered Christopher Raine's kiss and his touch on her body, and what it had done to her.
She felt queasy. Diana was staring at her as though she could read her thoughts. Honoria had never confided in Diana, had believed she'd never need to. The only one who'd known of her frightful infatuation with Christopher Raine had been her brother Paul, and Paul had died so long ago. She'd never, of course, breathed a word to James. Her older brother was not a man to who one bared one's soul.
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Honoria’s pen hovered over the blank page of her journal. A droplet of ink trembled on the nib, waiting for her to change it into words.
Her fingers were cold, despite the fire that had been built high. She and Diana had calmed themselves with hot tea and a late supper in the sitting room, chatting of the pleasant island of Haven on which they would spend much of the summer.
Or at least, Diana had chatted. Honoria's mind had only whirled with thoughts of Christopher Raine, despite her attempts to curb them.
His name had never been recorded in the book that lay flat on her bedroom table, waiting for her to write in it, nor in any journal she’d kept since she’d met him the first time.
Honoria had been a giddy girl of eighteen and madly in love with Christopher Raine. She’d saved every penny pamphlet, every newspaper story, every exaggerated picture book about the notorious pirate, Captain Raine. Christopher had a French father and an English mother, captained a crew of mixed nationality, and was loyal to no one.
At the time, Christopher had been twenty-two, strong, tall, and well-muscled. He'd worn his wheat-blond hair in a plait down his back and dressed in a dark blue coat and breeches and ivory linen shirt. She’d met him in the garden room, a chamber of lovely coolness, colorful tile, and a whispering fountain. He'd regarded her with eyes as clear as ice and a smile that sent her thoughts rocketing to unimaginable places.
Not that James had introduced them. In fact, James had forbidden Honoria to leave her rooms while Grayson and Christopher lurked in the house. Why they'd been there at all, she'd never learned--probably to discuss some nefarious scheme that James was good at hatching. It had been Paul, Honoria's young brother and her other self, who had noted Honoria's excitement and promised to distract James so that Honoria could slip downstairs and at least have a look at the famous Christopher Raine.
And there Christopher had stood, alone in the garden room at the far end of the house, the quiet broken only by the trickle of the fountain into its basin. Honoria had crept forward and asked in her timid, well-bred voice if he'd autograph the pamphlet she held crumpled in her damp hand.
He'd taken the pamphlet, his blunt fingers brushing her small ones, opened it, and read it. The pamphlet had amused him. The corners of his gray eyes had crinkled as he leafed through it. He stopped and read out some of the more amazing bits in his faintly accented English, and made her laugh.
He agreed to sign the book with ink and pen she'd brought for the purpose, then he'd quietly requested a kiss for its return.
No, that was wrong. That memory was Honoria trying to place a romantic glow on what had really happened.
What he'd done was to hold the pamphlet over his head, grin impudently, and tell her he'd give it back only if she kissed him. She'd grown annoyed at his presumption, and told him so, but his smile had outdone her. So she'd raised on tiptoe, trembling all over, and pursed her lips. He'd bent to her, eyes closing, and kissed her.
In an instant, every bit of playfulness between them had vanished. He'd kissed her again, and again, drawing her closer. The pamphlet had fallen, unheeded, to the floor.
Her heart pumping hard, she'd twined her hands around his neck and frantically kissed him back.
She'd let him lower her to the cool tiles, let him twist his hand through her hair, let him do so many things.
She'd thought he'd want her virtue, but he had not asked for it. He'd touched her every other way, but they'd not joined. Not then.
Afterward, he'd returned her pamphlet, said good-bye, and walked away. Just as if he'd not cared, but he'd glanced back at her once, and his gray eyes had held something unreadable. He studied her as though trying to understand something, then he turned, and was gone.
She'd not seen him again for nine years.
In 1809, Christopher Raine captured a fabulous prize, a ship called the Rosa Bonita, which was filled to the brim with gold from Mexico and bound for Napoleon. Newspapers printed story after lurid story about the ship's capture and the devastating loss for the French, who were struggling to fund their ongoing war. The legend of Christopher Raine grew.
By then James Ardmore had turned pirate hunter. He'd gone after his old friend Captain Raine, and caught him.
Christopher was brought in, tried, and condemned to death. Of the Mexican gold there had been no sign. Christopher refused to tell what had become of it, and typically, James had not cared. Let the world speculate on the missing gold; James wanted only one fewer pirate on the seas.
During the week Christopher was imprisoned, Charleston went mad for pirates. The newspapers printed stories about legendary pirates of old, a pirate fair was held near the docks, ladies hosted masked balls with pirate themes. Books on pirates became the rage, children begged for cutlasses so they could board and sink the neighbors.
Women of dubious repute flocked to the fortress where Christopher was being held. They begged to see him, begged for a lock of his hair or a scrap of his clothing. Ladies in fine carriages pretended they needed to pass the fort on their way somewhere else, and sent footmen to make these same requests. A few footmen even asked on their own account.
But the only lady admitted, shrouded and veiled from curious eyes, was Honoria Ardmore. To her surprise, the turnkey had let her in, taken her to the filthy cell in which he received visitors, and locked her in with him. She'd unshrouded herself and faced him with nothing to say.
Christopher was no longer an arrogant youth. Sandpaper bristles covered his jaw, his eyes and mouth bore lines at the corners. He wore an old shirt and breeches and scarred boots that had seen better days. But his hair was just as wheat-blond, his eyes as clear gray, his smile just as sinful.
They'd studied each other for a long time in silence. Then he'd said he was glad she'd come. She'd touched his cheek, and asked him to kiss her.
No, no, that memory was another glossing over of the past. In truth, Honoria had wordlessly clasped his forearms, sinking her fingers into his flesh, and he'd gathered her to him and kissed her. She remembered the rasp of his unshaved whiskers on her lips, the strength of his arms around her back.
They were on the floor before they'd spoken more than two sentences. She'd let him. Proper, sweet, genteel Honoria Ardmore had let Christopher Raine take her to the floor of the cell and make love to her. The memory brought heat to her face, a flush to her body. He'd asked her permission--
No, again, her treacherous memories were trying to make the encounter sweetly romantic. It had not been romantic at all, but hot and panicky and rough and aching. He'd said in a low voice, "I'm going to die, Honoria. I want something to think about when they take me to the scaffold."
She'd touched his face, so rough and hard and unlike those of the proper Charleston gentlemen who courted her. She thought of the throng of women outside, each of whom would gladly throw at him what he wanted. "Why?" she grated. "Why do you want me?"
"Because you came to me," he'd answered. "And I love you."
He lied about the last part, she knew that. It was what a gentleman said to a lady to seduce her. Women longed to be cherished, not just wanted, and gentlemen used that fact to their advantage.
She'd said quietly that he could have her if he liked.
No. If she made herself face the truth, she'd remember that she'd begged, "Please, yes, Christopher," and clung to him like a wanton. He'd laughed, kissed her and brought her to heated readiness, then thrust himself straight into her.
When they were finished, he'd kissed her gently, then helped her to dress. He'd made a last request of his jailors, and, to her amazement, they'd granted it.
The next day, they'd dragged him to the gallows. The newspapers printed a flamboyant account of the hanging, which most of Charleston flocked to see. Honoria stayed firmly at home, shut herself in her room, and told everyone she was ill. She'd tied a black ribbon around her box of keepsakes, and pushed it to the back of her drawer.
That day had been the worst of her life. Today was becoming a fast contender.
The droplet of ink fell from her pen and became an ugly blob on the paper. One transparent tear followed it.
Honoria quickly tore the paper from the book, crumpled it and pushed it aside.
She lifted the pen, wrote in the book, "My entire life is a lie."
She underlined "lie." Above her and far away, she heard Diana crooning to her baby, "Who’s mama’s ickle lad, then?"
Honoria carefully wiped her pen and placed it in the pen tray. Then she rose from her writing desk and turned toward the bed.
Christopher Raine was standing beside it.
Honoria stepped back abruptly. She upset the chair, which fell against the desk, dislodging her journal and pen tray. The pen tray crashed to the floor.
After three agonizing heartbeats, Diana’s footsteps creaked to the stairs. "Honoria? Are you all right?"
Honoria dashed to the door, flung it open. "Yes, indeed," she called up breathlessly. "I dropped my pens, that is all."
Diana peered down the half-dark staircase. She had little Paul hoisted on one arm. After a long moment, she said, "All right then. Good night," and retreated up the stairs.
Honoria shut the door firmly. She resisted turning the key. If Diana heard the click of the lock, she might be down again, demanding to know what was wrong.
She turned around again. Christopher Raine was gone.
"Oh, no you don’t," she snapped. "I saw you this time."
He stepped out from behind the bed. He had moved so that the hangings would hide him from the door, in case Diana came all the way downstairs.
He came to her as she stood, motionless, by the writing table. He certainly looked alive. His quiet footfalls, the brush of his sleeve against his shirt made him sound alive.
He'd been well-muscled and fine of body four years ago; he was even more so, now. His shirt clung to broad shoulders; black breeches, shiny with wear, stretched over taut thighs. His boots, worn and black, tracked mud and tar onto Diana’s lovely carpet. Candlelight burnished golden bristles on his chin and the finer curls at the opening of his shirt.
"Why are you alive?" she demanded.
"That happy to see me, are you?"
Something had happened to his voice. It had always been deep, with a faintly French accent, but now it had an edge to it, like it had been broken and imperfectly repaired. Gravel on a dry road had a sound like that.
She took several gulps of air. "Happy to see you? Why should I be happy to see you?"
He placed his hands on her shoulders. Heat burned through her silk dressing gown.
"The last time we met, you threw yourself into my arms."
"The last time," she repeated, barely able to breathe. "Why is there a this time?"
"Because there is. Stop asking questions and let me kiss you."
As demanding as ever. He bent to her, his breath on her lips, his eyes cool and clear and gray. Honoria silenced every screaming question in her mind and twined her arms about his neck.
She’d never kissed any man but him. She’d done it so many times in her dreams, but far too few times in life. Maybe he was a ghost in truth, and he’d thought it humorous to haunt her. She somehow did not care.
For a ghost, he certainly was solid. And hot. She'd never felt anything like it short of sticking her hand into a fire. But then, they said he’d gone straight to hell and been turned away. Even Beelzebub had not wanted Christopher Raine.
She ran her hands across his shoulders, down his long back, under his warm hair. No man could be more alive than this. His pulse beat strong in his throat, and his hardness pressed her thin dressing gown.
He nudged his bent knee between hers, pulling her full-length against his body. She found her dressing gown parting, his thigh resting between her legs, right against her opening. She wanted more than anything to slide along his thigh, to savor the sweet friction.
"That’s the Honoria I remember," he murmured.
Each time they met had been like this. They’d spoken a few opening phrases then had been unable to keep their hands off each other. He cradled her backside, dragging her still closer while his tongue flicked into her mouth.
She tried to push him away. It was like pushing a brick wall. She turned her head. The bristles on his jaw burned her skin.
"Christopher," she gasped. "We must talk."
His eyes were like smoke in the sunshine. "I didn’t come here to talk."
"That is obvious. But you're supposed to be dead."
He brushed his thumbs over her collarbone, heat threading beneath the dressing gown. "You keep saying that. Inconvenient for you, is it?"
The ties on his shirt were frayed. He smelled of soap and tar and the faint musk she'd remember until the day she died. "No. I want you to be alive." She traced the hard muscles of his arms. "But I don’t understand-- Christopher we have so many things to talk about."
He framed her face in his hands, his thumbs warm on her cheekbones. "For once we have a convenient bed. But I think I prefer the floor, with you."
They had carpet this time, at least. But if she allowed him to take her there, she would surrender to him again, and that would be the end of Honoria Ardmore.
The years of absence had not diminished his strength. He rocked her back, threaded his hands through her loosened hair. He was right; questions could come later. She parted her lips, let him explore her in slow, familiar, intimate, breathtaking strokes.
The door clicked open, and a cold draft poured into the room. From the doorway, Diana Ardmore said clearly, "Take your hands off her, or I will shoot you."
Christopher stopped. After one tense moment, he eased his lips from Honoria's. Looking neither puzzled nor angry, he steadied Honoria on her feet and turned to face the intruder.
Diana stood on the threshold in a green silk dressing gown, her glorious red hair hanging over her shoulder. She held a pistol in one firm hand, pointed it straight at Christopher.
In shock and sudden, shaking anger, Honoria stepped in front of him. "It is all right, Diana," she said, in her clear, well-bred voice. "He is my husband."
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Christopher Raine: Born and raised a pirate, he will stop at nothing to get back what he lost--his ship, his crew, his family, his gold--and his wife. Honoria Ardmore: Sister of a pirate hunter, Honoria is a well brought up young lady who values good manners above all else. She's engaged to be married--until Christopher Raine comes back from the dead, looking for her. James Ardmore: The pirate hunter who destroyed Christopher's ship, scattered his crew, condemned him to death, and then saved his life. Manda Raine: Christopher's half-sister, raised to be a pirate and a fighting woman no one can best. In matters of the heart, however, she's helplessly naïve. Alden Henderson: An assistant pirate hunter, he falls in love too easily, usually with the wrong woman. Colby: A much-put-upon pirate. Mrs. Colby: Once a barmaid, now a pirate's wife. She takes no nonsense from anyone. Various pirates, pirate hunters, and members of the London ton. |